Glee

Glee Season 1 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 1 Episode 17: "Bad Reputation"

Figgins: I cannot have these shenanigans at this school.
Sue: He cannot have these shenanigans at this school!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesse: You guys need to stop being such asses and start being bad asses.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Jesse: That's Olivia Newton-John's "Physical." It was pretty groundbreaking at the time, considering its depiction of fluid sexuality.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: As soon as I figure out the difference between slander and libel, I'm suing you.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Student: Hey, Ms. Sylvester, let's get physical.
Sue: Not really my type, but I like that attitude.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 16: "Home"

April: I haven't had a drink in 45 minutes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Burt Hummel: I hate Duke like I hate the Nazis.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Burt Hummel: I can't be your dad, but I'll be her hero for as long as she'll take me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: On assembly days, I arrange for the rest of the school to be fumigated, so the gym is the only place with clean air.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I feel like the guy who set of Liza and David Gest.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Kurt: Can you go now? I'm a half hour behind on my moisturizer routine, and I need to wake up early.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Finn: I miss getting hit.
Kurt: Pure boyish insanity.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Will: The liquor cabinet is off limits.
April: No worries. I brought my own.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kurt: Don't sweat that old chair. I have a lovely chaise picked out.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Weren't roller rinks outlawed in like 1981 for being totally lame?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I'm gonna go get myself a bikini wax. And I'll see you tomorrow.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: You're just like every teenage girl in America: obsessed with vanity. Before you know it, you'll be leaving baggies of vomit in your parents' closet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

April: I finally realized my life long ambition of being a mistress to a strip mall tycoon.
 • Rating: Unrated

April: Will Schuester?!? I just had a sex dream about you.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Sue: I haven't had a solid meal since 1987.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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