You singing Don't Cry for Me Argentina in front of a sold out crowd isn't a fantasy. It's an inevitability.


Show biz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.


Dont make that face. Global warming is a theory.


I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.


Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.


Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.


Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.


I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.


You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.


I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.


At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.


Glee Season 1 Quotes

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

Kurt: Mercedes is black, I'm gay: We make culture.