Glee

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Glee
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You singing Don't Cry for Me Argentina in front of a sold out crowd isn't a fantasy. It's an inevitability.

Jesse

Show biz dreams are the most unrealistic of them all.

Bryan

Dont make that face. Global warming is a theory.

Bryan

I'll have to take to the mic and deliver a diatribe. Probably something about immigrants.

Sue

Nobody quits the Cheerios. You either die or I kick you off.

Sue

Mr. Hummel: If things get serious, use protection.
Brittany: Does he mean like a burglar alarm?

I need you to respect my privacy. Brittany and I were just having sexual relations.

Kurt

Kissing my armpits is a really big turn-on for me.

Brittany

I'm not a box. There are more than four sides to me.

Kurt

You're pretty much the only guy in this school I haven't made out with because I thought you were capital G gay. But now that I know you're not, having a perfect record would mean a lot to me. Let me know if you wanna tap this.

Brittany

I'm like Tinkerbell, Finn. I need applause to live.

Rachel

At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization.

Quinn
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Glee Season 1 Quotes

You have seven months of your life left. Enjoy it.

Rachel [to Quinn]

Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing about living on the bayou.

Sue