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OK can we just talk about the Jewish elephant in the room?

Puck

Bartender: Do you even know what's in a Manhattan?
Puck: Yeah me, for the first time. Which is why I want to celebrate with a cocktail.

That's sweet, you remembered the masculine click of my designer boots.

Jesse

I'm gonna stop you right there Becky. Have you ever heard of menopause?

Sue

Jesse maybe you can come on Fondue For Two and judge my cat?

Brittany

She may be difficult, but boy can she sing. Bravo!

Kurt

I make my living singing girl songs.

Kurt

Do you know what happens in Vocal Adrenaline if someone dies during a performance? They use them as a prop, like Weekend At Bernie's.

Jesse

I'd like to put the fun back in funeral as much as the next girl, but why would we help Coach Sylvester plan a service?

Santana

Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh I have some feed back. I'm about to go all Lincoln Heights on you.

Wow Will, that's a lot of vests.

Emma

So much has changed. I didn't have my bangs, I'd never had a boyfriend and I still had a tiny layer of baby fat.

Rachel
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Glee Season 2 Quotes

Santana: I'm torn.
Brittany: I'm not. I'm Brittany.

Whether it's a heart attack or heartbreak, just like Broadway, the show must go on.

Rachel
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