Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 21: "Funeral"

Sue: Honey Badger I am lactating with rage!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jesse: You kind of sing and dance like a zombie who has to poop.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 20: "Prom Queen"

Blaine: May I have this dance?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany to Lord Tubbington:You know, just because we're doing this interview doesn't mean i'm still not mad at you. 'Cause I know you started smoking again.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Eat your heart out Kate Middleton.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Figgins: Ladies and gentlemen, your 2011 prom queen, Kurt Hummel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: They can't touch me. They can't touch us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Santana: Just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: You suck so bad Quinn Fabray I won!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sue: Now we can get all HMO up in your Glee hole or you can tell me who put you up to spiking the punch bowl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Puck: Torah Torah Torah! It's go time!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Best prom ever!
 • Rating: 1.5 / 5.0

Jesse: They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Finn: Dude that rocks, it's like gay Braveheart!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Burt: I looked liked Tony Orlando.
Blaine: Was that a designer?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I'm going to go to prom by myself and really work on me and dance with other people's dates.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I would like to graduate high school knowing how to make some sort of pate.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: This is really confusing because this is a chicken's house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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