Glee

Glee Season 2 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 2 Episode 19: "Rumours"

Brittany: Lord Tubbington is allowed to eat cheese because he's on Atkins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 18: "Born This Way"

Kurt: Kurt Hummel's back at McKinley!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: Kurt Hummel Is Back At McKinley!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: I do love you. Clearly you don't love you, as much as I do, otherwise you'd put that shirt on and dance with me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brittany: Because you're Lebanese and I'm bi-curious?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and you just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: Is she here?
Kurt: This is a mall in Ohio!
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Quinn: (Formerly known asLucy Caboosey) I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Puck: I just want to talk to you, one hot jew to another.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: A Latina Eve Harrington. OK if you are going to be gay you simply must know who that is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kurt: I don't believe in denying who you are, but I don't believe in outing either.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Rachel: It's less Hebraic and more Fabray-ic.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Tina: Your self hatred Rachel has helped me see the light.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: The only straight I am is straight up bitch.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: Look I'm not ready to start eating jicama or get a flat top either. Maybe in junior college.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: You really need to be more careful with your leering.
Karofsky: I was just checking out what kind of jeans he was wearing.
Santana: Like that's any less gay.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Quinn: Being a hot seventeen year old you can get away with or do pretty much anything you want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Santana: I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. I have awesome gaydar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Emma: I have so much more free time now that there are four hands polishing all of my fruit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mercedes: At this school the thing that makes you different is the thing that people use to crush your spirit.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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