Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl "The Kids Are Not All Right" Quotes

Dan: You do know that 'powerful woman' is not actually a career, right?
Blair: And neither is 'Serena van der Woodsen,' but ten bucks says that you'll miss your interview waiting for her, yet again.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Blair: I tried to be Indra Nooyi, and while I admit that choice might have been a bit random, the other choice was to be my mother and I didn't want that.
Dan: Why not? You care about fashion the way that most people care about, well, anything. You used to send girls home from Constance crying for wearing tights as pants.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

Nate: Hey man, how was New Zealand?
Chuck: I have to say, it was an extraordinary bust.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: Here's my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn't work, have a lot of mimosas.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lily: I know you disapprove of me, but can't you at least do so in a tuxedo?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: We may surprise ourselves as we face our future. Or be surprised when we're cleaning up the past.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: Heading home to Brooklyn?
Dan: No, actually. I was gonna catch Monsieur Hulot's Holiday at the Walter Reed. Try to cheer myself up.
Blair: Oh. Well I do enjoy myself some Tati. Although I suppose if you're trying to improve your mood that my coming with you would defeat that purpose.
Dan: It is pretty funny. Even you couldn't kill that much comedy.
Blair: Well I still require you to sit two seats away.
Dan: Works for me. It keeps your paws off my popcorn.
 • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0

Serena: I don't mean to take you for granted. It's just, if we're being completely honest...
Dan: We are.
Serena: I think that maybe sometimes I test you. You know, I keep thinking that if things get too hard you'll give up on me. But you never do.
Dan: And I never will. If you really need me, ever, I am there.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Serena: I would say I'm sorry about today, but in my head that just sounds inadequate.
Dan: Ah, you don't need to apologize. It's not your fault that I seem to drop everything just to make myself available to you.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Eleanor: Well if only there was a person who did that for a living. Someone to aspire to. There is.
Blair: Editrix of a high fashion magazine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite quote from "The Kids Are Not All Right?" Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!