Lily: Why aren't you dressed?
Eric: Uh... shirt, pants. Yeah, I'm dressed.
Lily: Look, I know you disapprove of me, but can't you please do so in a tuxedo?

Lily: I wish we didn't have to go, but...
Rufus: But nothing. According to this invitation it's going to be a "wing-ding" ...

Serena: You didn't know him. He was a good man before all this happened.
Blair: They're all good men before something happens to them, S. Some of them stay good. No matter how they're treated.
Serena: I thought you hated Dan.
Blair: I do. So very much.

The important thing is that you believe me when I tell you I don't want your father's legacy to die. I'm trying to save what's left of it.

Lily

Serena: We have her.
Chuck: You want to make the call or should I?
Serena: No. Later. In person.
Chuck: I like the way you think, mom.

Serena: All I have in my pile are divorce papers, jewelry and artful nudes of my mother in her groupie days.
Chuck: Swap piles?

Serena: And who do we say you are, my son?
Chuck: Is it weird hearing you say that actually turns me on?
Serena: This better be worth the therapy.

Eleanor: Well, perhaps it might be more efficient for you to have your own assignment rather than accompanying me.
Blair: Even better! Why not—
Eleanor: Patty Blagojevich.
Blair: I'm going to assume that that noise was a sneeze and that you meant to say Indra Nooyi.

Blair: I told you that it was just one movie on one lonely holiday break. That's it.
Dan: No, I'm here to see Serena.
Blair: Oh. Well. She's not here to see you. Shocker.
Dan: Where is she?
Blair: Ah, she's off scheming with Chuck. Disguises are involved. It can't end well.

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