Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 14)

Season 3 Episode 11: "The Treasure of Serena Madre"

Blair: You know I love Thanksgiving! The parade! On TV? I'm 19! Childhood memories are slipping away already.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: These elevators can take forever ...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: Why does this have to be so hard?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Serena: Tripp, what are you doing here?
Tripp: You wouldn't return my calls.
Serena: So you're stalking me now?
Tripp: Yes Serena. I'm stalking you.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Vanessa: Sorry for unloading, but I haven't had anyone to vent to since Olivia left to do Bitches of Eastwick. Have you heard from her?
Dan: Umm, no.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tripp: Maureen orchestrated a fraud. If you walked out the door this second it wouldn't change a thing. But I hope you won't.
Serena: I have to. You're married and as long as you are, I can't do this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: [to Dan] I told you this would end badly. Threesomes, man. Don't believe the hype.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Nate: Oh my God. This is NOT your next story for the New Yorker. I'm sending it out to an entirely different magazine.
Dan: Oh thanks. That really helps.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: Your holiday paranoia knows no bounds.
Blair: Precedence is not paranoia.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Dorota] Hello is the word you're looking for.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 10: "The Last Days of Disco Stick"

Damien: A little bit of danger is what makes life worth living.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jenny: He gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.
 • Rating: 3.9 / 5.0

Blair: I don't converse with liars or Lewinskys.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Affairs with married people, threesomes, it just so happens everyone's problems are within my area of expertise.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Chuck: Be careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you come down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.
Jenny: So what, you're going to walk me to my room and make sure I don't get in any trouble?
Chuck: Try not to run into any Euro dealers in the kitchen.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Nate: Serena, I didn't tell you about Maureen because Tripp's a married man. If you go with him now you're going to cross the line.
Serena: Thank you for everything, Nate. Really. But that line just got a little blurry.
 • Rating: 3.8 / 5.0

Gossip Girl: Snow White lives. But are Dan and Olivia dead?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nate: Two years ago at the masquerade ball, I tried to tell you I loved you. But I told Jenny Humphrey. She was wearing your mask.
Serena: You loved me?
Nate: Of course I did. You were the most beautiful, alive person I've ever known.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Damien: Dude. You're overreacting. The lady said she's fine.
Chuck: Dude. I'm Chuck Bass. Even Europeans must know what that means.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Olivia: I was taking my shirt off, and you were looking at Vanessa like you've never looked at me. And then you kissed her like you've never kissed me.
Dan: What? That? No. That was barely even a kiss.
Olivia: The fact that you even know what I'm talking about proves it's true. Look inside yourself, Dan, and you'll realize the feelings you have for Vanessa are real.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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