[on Jack] He's not invited, but he is a cockroach, and they have ways of slipping through the cracks.


I'm a virgin. I just wanted you to know, in case ... I just wanted you to know.


A court case would be a PR nightmare, we have to settle.


Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.


Rufus is driving Jenny right into Damien's creepy arms.


Blair: Settlements are for the guilty: celebrities that run people over, the Catholic church, it's not fair!

There's always a moment a father just can't let himself fear. The moment is little J decides to lose her big V.

I told you I was good in the kitchen.


We broke my dresser


Vanessa: Actually, The dorm is throwing this huge South Beach party today..
Dan: Great, I love parties.
Vanessa: And I'm going with Paul..
Dan: I love Paul!

Blair: Wanna talk about it?
Chuck: No talking.

Serena, sit your ass down.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!


We make our own fortunes, and call them fate. And what better excuse to choose a path than to insist it's our destiny? But at the end of the day, we all have to live with our choices ... no matter who's looking over our shoulder.

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