If he were a vampire, I could slip garlic in her waffles or something.

Rufus

Blair: I can see he's starting to doubt himself.
Serena: Why wouldn't he? With the bad press, the protesters, the Daily Intel says he's thinking of stepping down.

[to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.

Vanessa

Rufus: Dirty Dancing?
Jenny: Yeah, it's corny but it's kinda good.
Rufus: Come on. It's totally good.

Oh, and speaking of things we've shared. Nate!

Blair

Chuck: Actually I only wear purple because my father loathed it.
Elizabeth: Or maybe that's what he wanted you to think. Bart was playing with people's heads all the time.

Serena, I lost my virginity to you on a bar at the Campbell Apartment. When I woke up the next day, the person I lost my virginity to, the person I loved, was gone. Never to be heard from again for a year.

Nate

Haven't you ever heard of locker-room gossip? Those guys lied, or exaggerated.

Serena

I was drinking. Took some over-the-counter pills they started keeping behind the counter. And some meth.

Jack

Blair ... I've already had everything of Chuck's worth having.

Jack

Jenny: Damien's my boyfriend!
Dan: You're 16, come on.
Jenny: Yeah, when you were 16 you were in love with Serena, and everyone thought it was adorable.

Jack: We got us a hotel?
Elizabeth: We do.

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

As a famed literary critic once told Oprah, memory is subjective. It can be embellished or denied. But as James Fray knows all too well, the truth always comes out.

Gossip Girl

I'm just trying to protect my mom.

Serena