Eleanor: One of the things that makes Waldorf women so special is that they don't fit in everywhere.
Blair: I don't feel like I fit in anywhere.

This isn't so bad, is it?

Rufus

[to V] Two words for you. Role play.

Nate

Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.

Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days.

As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.

Rufus

[on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?

Blair

Doug: We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives.
Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?"

A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.

Blair

I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass.

Jack

Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?

I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.

Rufus

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Gossip Girl: Spotted: Chuck Bass, up to his old tricks.

Welcome back Upper East Siders. After a long hot summer away, I see it didn't take you long to dirty up the clean slates I gave you. My inbox is overflowing, so let's get to the good stuff, shall we?

Gossip Girl