This isn't so bad, is it?


[to V] Two words for you. Role play.


Blair: What? My mother said she wanted me to pack the crowd with wholesome American girls.
Serena: So you hire escorts. B, you couldn't just tell your mom you don't have friends at NYU?
Blair: Prostitutes are people too! And they have a lot of disposable income.

Serena: How's the Congressman doing?
Brandeis: He's polling very well these days.

As hard as it is for me to believe, there's something more important in life than waffles. I'm not going to let you sit one more day cooped up in that apartment.


[on Cromwell's] Where Bristol Palin shops?


Doug: We're getting attacked by Christian conservatives.
Chuck: We have those in Manhattan?"

A DNA test? You've been watching too much CBS.


I never realized how many sex puns you can make out of Chuck Bass.


Serena: Sometimes I wish I had waited for someone special, like Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.
Jenny: Dirty Dancing?

I'm not quite in the mood to celebrate any of your former husbands right now.


We have innocence, good breeding, and Doug Jarrett, one of the best lawyers in New York, on our side. It's a slam dunk.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Your affair ends now.


I originated that innocent, doe-eyed stare. I usually employ it when I know more than I'm willing to let on.