Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes
I had a buddy that went to Exeter, and the stories he told would make Keith Richards blush.
William
[on her apartment] In a post-war building on a street that's not even numbered? It's lettered. And its big selling point is that it's above a falafel stand.
Blair
Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.
Jenny
In case you haven't heard one before, that's the sound of a relationship flatlining.
I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.
Blair
Jenny, please tell me what you're doing here; starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."
Dan
After all these years, you can't see through my smoke screens? I'm not asking for forgiveness, Nathaniel. I did what I did.
Chuck
Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?
Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.
Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?
Blair
Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.
Gossip Girl: Paging Serena Van der Woodsen: After a lifetime in the daddy waiting room, the doctor is finally in.
