[on her apartment] In a post-war building on a street that's not even numbered? It's lettered. And its big selling point is that it's above a falafel stand.


Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.


In case you haven't heard one before, that's the sound of a relationship flatlining.

I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.


Jenny, please tell me what you're doing here; starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."


After all these years, you can't see through my smoke screens? I'm not asking for forgiveness, Nathaniel. I did what I did.


Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.

Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?


Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.

Gossip Girl: Paging Serena Van der Woodsen: After a lifetime in the daddy waiting room, the doctor is finally in.

The odds of me remembering this conversation are slim.


Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Today is a day like any other.


[to Serena] If it makes you feel any better, you were a great fake girlfriend.