Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 3 Episode 18: "The Unblairable Lightness of Being"

Eleanor: Eavesdropping on the help is undignified. Plus it confuses them.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eleanor: These Russians drink more than Larry Hagman on his first liver.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Serena: You know how Carter is. He convinced his fourth-grade class that Barneys was named after the dinosaur.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: I thought our love could withstand anything. Apparently I was wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenny: [to Nate] I didn't want have to be the one to tell you this. But Serena left with Carter.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Serena] You and Nate are lucky. You're so good to each other: no games, no lies, no secrets. Just pure honesty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chuck: [to Nate] You and Serena have it easy. Until now your biggest concern is whose hair is more shiny.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Eleanor: She hasn't been out of her room in days. It's like living with Howard Hughes.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dorota: Where did you and Mr. Harold get married?
Eleanor: I don't think that's the reason it didn't work out.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Nate] Great, he sent Good Cop.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Serena: [to Chuck] You still love her, don't you? Take her to Blue Hill upstate, or buy her those Louboutins at Saks.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Serena: [to Chuck] You're not going to find anything in there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cyrus: Dorota's family. She practically raised Blair!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: [to Chuck] I don't like who I've become with you.
Chuck: Wait, Blair, don't bail on me, we have to see this through to the end.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 17: "Inglorious Bassterds"

Chuck: Who are you and what have you done with my girlfriend?
 • Rating: Unrated

Jack: Blair has seen the real you now. It's over. She could never love that. No one could.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Blair: I never thought the worst thing you'd ever do would be to me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: That dress looks almost as beautiful on as I'm sure it will off.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Serena: You're a good guy Nate Archibald. Can I kiss you before I kill you?
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Eric: Friends don't kiss friends at their fashion shows.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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