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[on her apartment] In a post-war building on a street that's not even numbered? It's lettered. And its big selling point is that it's above a falafel stand.

Blair

Nate is just a friend and Chuck is harmless unless this place runs out of ice.

Jenny

In case you haven't heard one before, that's the sound of a relationship flatlining.

I'm gonna kiss somebody someday, and when I do, it will be for me.

Blair

Jenny, please tell me what you're doing here; starting with "dad knows" and ending with "these drinks are not for me."

Dan

After all these years, you can't see through my smoke screens? I'm not asking for forgiveness, Nathaniel. I did what I did.

Chuck

Jenny: So, what's step two?
Chuck: Get him drunk. Take advantage of him. Do women really not get this?

Prep the OR, kiddies. Looks like Jenny Humphrey is scrubbing up to surgically remove a boyfriend.

Did you send the invitations by carrier pigeon?

Blair

Dan: I'm glad you got in.
Vanessa: You are?
Dan: Yeah, and hey, they also wished me the best of luck in my future endeavors. So, not a total loss.

Gossip Girl: Paging Serena Van der Woodsen: After a lifetime in the daddy waiting room, the doctor is finally in.

The odds of me remembering this conversation are slim.

Chuck
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Gossip Girl Season 3 Quotes

Pathetic! Suburban moralists in mom jeans. I'd pity them if I wasn't worried they'd spill orange soda on my Christian Louboutins.

Blair

[to Dan] By the way, I'm not wearing any underwear.

Vanessa