Favorite Greek Quotes
You're so lucky to have Evan. He's like the shirtless greeter at Abercrombie, but romantic.
Heather
What's Omega Chi doing for Homecoming? A Jack Johnson sing along?
Cappie
Heath's a stripper? Hot.
Rebecca
Casey: I'm like the worst detective ever.
Ashley: Oh stop it! Remember Inspector gadget? He needed a dog and a 10-year old girl to solve anything.
What's with the eyewear, Snookie?
Calvin
I was clinging to this notion of me as a sexy atheist supervillain, but that's not me! I mean, I'm sexy! But I'm not atheist and I'm not a supervillain. I'm Dale Kettlewell.
Dale
Fisher: You can't cook! Legwarmers are not gloves. And during Clueless, I literally gagged twice and pretended I had popcorn stuck in my throat.
Casey: That was way harsh, Fisher.
This weekend is all about charm, flattery, and shameless butt-kissing.
Ashley
Casey: Between Pan-Hellenic, the pledges, my classes, and the house, I have too much on my plate already.
Ashley: Well, why can't you have more than one plate - you can have two plates - maybe a chafing dish.
Friends are fun. I think Plato said that... or Elmo.
Cappie
Helping is great. I think Elmo said that... or Plato.
Cappie
Jordan: School's not for everyone.
Rusty: Well it should be.
