Favorite Greek Quotes
Lana: What does a helper-ish friend do?
Cappie: Other than make great meals out of hamburger.
Ashleigh became a fan of Color Me Bad?
Casey
She's Ashleigh, not Chuck Liddell.
Casey
As your friend, I'm telling you, I don't like Douche Bigelow over there.
Evan
Jordan: You surprised me to study?
Rusty: As foreplay...
I guess rich people are more comfortable with cheating than hypocrisy.
Rebecca
Put your money in your sock, never eat from a cart, and never ever trust anyone like me.
Cappie
Ashley: Hey, I'm working with a budget here, and it was between a new sprinkler system or the new flat screen TV.
Casey: And you chose the TV?
Ashley: Well, I didn't know it was between our safety and Dancing with the Stars in high def!
Cappie: Hey Chambers, you looking for a massage? I know a great place right off campus - you'll be very 'happy' with the 'ending'."
Evan: Unfortunately I'm looking for a job.
Cappie: Well, I could put a word in with the massage parlor. You do have strong-looking hands with the softness of someone who hasn't labored a day in his life.
Casey: There must be some mistake - ZBZ IS July. We're always July. You know, sexy bathing suits, flags, sexy bathing suits...
Rebecca: Flags!
Casey: Yeah, and November is just turkeys...
Rebecca: And sweet potatoes and green bean casserole!
Casey: Yeah, how do you dress up as a sexy green bean casserole?
I'm president, I do final touches only.
Rebecca
I'm so the next Jason Bourne.
Rusty
