Favorite Greek Quotes
Casey: Nice try. Lingerie is more of a gift for you than for me.
Cappie: What? It's for Beaver. Because... Beaver likes to feel pretty.
Some love stories are short stories, but they are love stories all the same.
April
If elected, I promise to get you all laid.
Rusty
Sacrificing my friendship with Cappie was not easy.
Evan
Cappie: How about I go as the big bad wolf and you can go as the grandma.
Casey: Um, the whole reason that sororities throw parties is so girls can look hot and slutty, not old.
Thanks to that goat, I made out with a cheerleader. She's a base in the pyramid, but still a solid 7.
Pledge Spidey
Schooled in manly dignity by a guy in purple leather.
Evan
Everybody cares about the flashy stuff.
Ashleigh
I have somehow become the girl who depends on the guy for happiness.
Rebecca
Our Mardi Gras party is next week which means Ma and Pa Poopy-pants are going to be pooping on our party.
Cappie
Clearly I should have had your backs, instead of going behind them.
Calvin
I only came out tonight because I feared I might have a panic attack if I didn't lay off a little steam.
Catherine
