Evan: You know some people appreciate my sense of humor.
Ashleigh: Some people appreciate Crocs.

You changed my entire life with one sentence. And if you're going to challenge my integrity, I would appreciate it if you showed some yourself.

Casey

Casey: I found your yoga for dummies dvd, do you want me to mail it out to you?
Ashleigh: No, im doing yoga for normal people now.

Adam: I think I might be... gay.
Calvin: See It's OK to say the word out loud. What makes you think so?
Adam: I saw New Moon, six times.

So here we are again. You want me to change and I don't want to.

Cappie

Tell me again, why are you crop-dusting my room with lemon scented cancer chemicals?

Cappie

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale

We need to help each other before the game, work with each other during the game, and shower with each other after the game.

Cappie

Deny, Deny, Deny. And if you can't, pin it on someone else.

Rebecca

You Facebook stalked me? Who does that?

Casey

I don't want to be remembered as the girl who helped tear down the Kappa Tau house.

Casey

Cappie: I want to try this again. I want to be with you.
Casey: I want to be with you too.

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale