But i must warn you, what we lack in physical ability, we make up for in heart. And our hearts are set on crushing the Omega Chis at all things crushable.

Cappie

I don't know. When you're with someone who doesn't believe in you, you end up not believing in yourself. What kind of relationship is that?

Ashleigh

Dale, what's the deal? Can't do book club anymore?

Cappie

You're my favorite lady that I've never had sex with.

Beaver

Beaver: I had sex with Rebecca Logan. I'm sorry. I broke the bro code. If you want to hit me, I understand.
Cappie: Wait, wait wait, is this like last year when you had sex with wonderwoman?
Beaver: I'm still not convinced I didn't.
Cappie: Remember all the rope burns when the guys were teasing you with the Lasso of Truth?
Beaver: Yeah, ok, but I'm still 75 to 25 percent sure I had sex with Rebecca.

I now shall commence my walk of shame.

Cappie

Rebecca: Evan it's way too beautiful. I feel like I'm going to turn on the news and see some dead rich girl.
Evan: Nah, I dug pretty deep.

Tell me again, why are you crop-dusting my room with lemon scented cancer chemicals?

Cappie

So here we are again. You want me to change and I don't want to.

Cappie

Casey: I found your yoga for dummies dvd, do you want me to mail it out to you?
Ashleigh: No, im doing yoga for normal people now.

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale

We need to help each other before the game, work with each other during the game, and shower with each other after the game.

Cappie

Greek Quotes

I do not go to the gym five times a week for my health!

Besty

But it's not the end of the world. Don't you read the scriptures I leave on your pillow? There will be signs.

Dale