Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes
The pinot and the pants are flowing, the brie is a-baking, it's time to stop waiting and start exhaling.
Penny
My skin is so dry it has a British accent.
Penny
I'll see you guys later...I hope not sporadically.
Alex
Sorry we're late, Brad insisted on a Brazilian which takes longer than his usual bikini wax.
Jane
It's like our Groundhog Day, if the groundhog was one part blonde overachiever with control issues and a fondness for formal shorts, and one part Brad.
Penny
It's called taking "predemptive" measures.
Max
Check it out bro! Twinsies!
Brad [to Grant]
Every group needs a Dave, like Dave Matthews band.
Penny
Max is the lazy one, Jane is the Type A one, Penny's the single girl, Brad's the married one, and Alex is the one with the store.
Dave
I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.
Alex
Either all the good couples are rude or they wanna have sex with us.
Jane
Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys usually date.
Max
