The pinot and the pants are flowing, the brie is a-baking, it's time to stop waiting and start exhaling.

Penny

My skin is so dry it has a British accent.

Penny

I'll see you guys later...I hope not sporadically.

Alex

Sorry we're late, Brad insisted on a Brazilian which takes longer than his usual bikini wax.

Jane

It's like our Groundhog Day, if the groundhog was one part blonde overachiever with control issues and a fondness for formal shorts, and one part Brad.

Penny

It's called taking "predemptive" measures.

Max

Check it out bro! Twinsies!

Brad [to Grant]

Every group needs a Dave, like Dave Matthews band.

Penny

Max is the lazy one, Jane is the Type A one, Penny's the single girl, Brad's the married one, and Alex is the one with the store.

Dave

I can't help it, I love to hear the sound of bones crunching.

Alex

Either all the good couples are rude or they wanna have sex with us.

Jane

Grant is awesome. He's different than all the freaks you guys usually date.

Max
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Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes

Dave: Whore's bath?
Penny: Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.

You're sweating on my bruschetta.

Jane [to Brad]
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