Happy Endings

Happy Endings Season 2 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2 Episode 6: "Lying Around"

Max: It's called Hollywood, not Hollyfriends.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane: I picked up my knitting again and you better believe I don't stick to conventional stitches.
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Alex: You know what else was a great choice? How you never had Dave say the name of the truck, it's like one of those bars that doesn't have a sign and only the cool people know about it.
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Max: Dude I'm the Dave whisperer.
Dave: Yeah but can you do it for no money?
Max: I bartered for this outfit using only illegal Mexican candy, I think I got this.
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Brad [to Max]: You were absolutely know where Michigan is, you were an extra in 8 mile.
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Dave: I just thought it'd be better to have an actual professional, not somebody who wears a turtleneck he found on the ground.
Max: Aha! This is a mock turtleneck and I found it in the garbage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jane [to Brad]: You're sweating on my bruschetta.
 • Rating: Unrated

Penny: The weird part is, now that I have a guy, everybody wants to set me up. Oh I know Al! I should hook you up with one of my "extras."
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

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