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McGarrett: I'll be back.
Danno: I'll be back? That's all you could come up with is, I'll be back? Trust me he's done better.

Danno: When did you start jogging?
Kamekona: I'm training bra'.
Danno: Did he just say he's in a training bra?

Danno: I am stretching because my back hurts. You know why my back hurts?
McGarrett: No. Why does your back hurt?
Danno: Because I spent the morning pushing a car down the highway.
McGarrett: Oh, where I come from that's called good exercise.
Danno: Oh really? Where's that, Krypton? Where I come from it's called a workers comp settlement.

I don't have a sentimental side, okay, and if I did it would be reserved for human beings. Not some junky machine.

Danno

Do I wanna steer? No. I don't wanna steer. I want to continue to push this hunk of metal up a hill in ninety degree weather! That's what I wanna do!

Danno

You know there might be a few other things I can teach ya, but I think you have the whole ass kicking thing down.

Chin

You say I have a face. You have a tone, and it says, 'I'm gonna hit somebody.'

McGarrett

Some guys, they're just born without a fear gene.

Chin

If the witness comes back this way you get her straight to the courthouse. If the shooters come back you put them down, and make sure they stay down.

McGarrett
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