Favorite House Quotes
We're two tigers away from an act in Vegas.
House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Dr. Cuddy: Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
Anybody can hate humanity after getting shot. Takes a big man to hate it beforehand.
House: Black guy campaigning for the opposition? Does Obama know about this?
Dr. Foreman: I tried calling him on the brother hotline. He didn't pick up.
You wanna know how I feel? I feel hurt.
Great job. Gonna miss you. Want to start missing you as soon as possible.
House: I've been busy.
Cuddy: Doing what?
House: You.
Ramon: Faith is not a disease.
House: No, of course not. On the other hand, it is communicable, and it kills a lot of people.
For God's sake, Wilson. You really span the chasm from wishy to washy.
Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.
Hanna: Can I ask what's wrong with your leg?
House: Crane fell on it. Small world.
Hanna: You could have just said no.
House: I'll remember that for my next human contact.
What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? Like that's really a place.
