Favorite House Quotes
Dr. Cuddy: I'm not gonna dump you because we like different food or books or music. On the other hand, I might dump you if you don't talk to me when you have a problem with our relationship.
House: I know you believe that now, but the fact is...
Dr. Cuddy: Who cares about common? Common is boring. I like being with you. Yo make me better. Hopefully, I make you better. What we have is... uncommon.and I've never been happier.
Why do you hate chickens? I had to choke one last night because of you.
House [to Cuddy]
Cuddy: What's your plan?
House: First, we take Berlin. Then, we circle around Poland and yell: "surprise!"
Hanna: Can I ask what's wrong with your leg?
House: Crane fell on it. Small world.
Hanna: You could have just said no.
House: I'll remember that for my next human contact.
House: How often do you use your vibrator?
Carmen: Excuse me?!
House: Your battery-operated Brad Pitt.
What better cover than a business trip to Nebraska? Like that's really a place.
So, is she as bendy as she looks?
Thirteen
I'm 5'6" and have a receding hairline. I hate genetics.
Taub
Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.
Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again.
What am I gonna wear? All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners.
Patient: You're Dr. House, aren't you?
House: Oh... God! Don't tell me we used to date.
