Favorite House Quotes
Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.
Thirteen
Wilson: Your biological father is a minister?
House: Natural selection is not an infallible force.
House: Black guy campaigning for the opposition? Does Obama know about this?
Dr. Foreman: I tried calling him on the brother hotline. He didn't pick up.
Great job. Gonna miss you. Want to start missing you as soon as possible.
House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Dr. Cuddy: Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
House: You know what they say: Information isn't power. Wait...
We're two tigers away from an act in Vegas.
I'm stuck, House. I keep wanting to move forward. I keep wanting to move on, and I can't. I mean, my new house, with my new fiance, and all I can think about is you. I just need to know if you and I can work.
Dr. Cuddy
You were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool! So was I.
House: You're invoking the guy code?
Wilson: We're guys. It's a code.
Did Cameron get you hair in the divorce?
House [to Chase]
I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath?
