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House Season 7 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 7 Episode 3: "Unwritten"

House: I need some help with Alice Tanner. She wants a vagina.
Dr. Cuddy: I'm pretty attached to mine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Foreman: So we're taking this case 'cause you're a fan?
House: No, that would be crazy and unprofessional. We're taking this case 'cause I said so.
 • Rating: Unrated

House [examining stuffed animals]: Which of these says "I want to sleep with you" more? Penguin or beaver? Beaver. Beaver. Beaver. You're right. It's too high school.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

House: I've been busy.
Cuddy: Doing what?
House: You.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 2: "Selfish"

House: People who haven't seen Cuddy naked should not throw stones.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Taub: You want me to get Cuddy's approval?
House: I've got be somewhere important.
Taub: Sitting at your desk?
House: I'm running late.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Yeah. I have to avoid this problem. If I can restrict our interactions to places where neither of us are wearing pants.
Dr. Wilson: Yeah, that's not avoiding the problem, it's avoiding the issue.
House: Since avoidance is my plan for dealing with the issue, technically, that's not avoiding it. Thanks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Wilson: House, everything's changed. You're sleeping together. You want something from her besides a sign-off on scaring a patient to death.
House: You talked to Taub.
Dr. Wilson: He's worried about you.
House: He's a jerk.
Dr. Wilson: I'm worried too.
House: Do I need to say it?
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Yeah, I had that same facial expression for the first 48 hours. I had another one, too, but only for 15 seconds at a time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Wilson: I've been more passionate with my great aunt.
House: Mabel? Up high.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Taub: House, I was expecting your relationship with Cuddy to complicate our work long-term. I am now concerned it might be affecting us short-term. All due respect.
House: None taken.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Come on. One peck. Just enough to arouse him just a little.
Dr. Wilson: I--hey, I'm not even...
House: I didn't mean you.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cuddy: It's time for our meeting in Human Resources.
House: Hmmm. Human Resources. Now why would I need to go to Human Resources?
Dr. Wilson: House, you've been to Human Resources 74 times in the last six weeks.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: And what's with the death's head cane?
House: They didn't have a death's ass cane in my size.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: So... Junior Miss Everything. Skateboarder, basketballer, science clubber, seal clubber... I'm actually guessing with that last one.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 1: "Now What?"

Dr. Cuddy: I don't want you to change. I know you're screwed up. I know you are always gonna be screwed up. But you're the most incredible man I've ever known. You are always gonna be... the most incredible man I have ever known. So unless you're breaking up with me, I'm going home now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Chase: Cake? Taub thought we should have a little party to see you off properly. He gets sentimental about these things.
Thirteen: I never should have flashed him.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: I can see the past. And you're gonna remember all the horrible things I've done, and you're going to try and convince yourself that I've changed. And I'm gonna start doing those horrible things again, because I haven't changed. Then you'll realize that... I'm an insane choice for someone who has a kid. And from there, it's a short step to the inevitable conclusion that all of this... was a mistake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: You think I'm afraid to go public? I'm gonna prove you wrong.
Dr. Cuddy: With a tripod?
House: With a sex tape. We'll send it to Wilson. It's win-win. We get to do it again. And... he might actually learn something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: You were thinking about Wilson while we were having sex? That's so cool! So was I.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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