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House Season 7 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 7 Episode 7: "A Pox on Our House"

House: Look, I don't want to go all Godfather on you. This was business.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masters: Julie doesn't have smallpox.
House: Did I just dream the part where I finally agreed it was smallpox? Well, if what I thought was reality was actually a dream, then the reverse... oh, my God, I had a threesome with Beyonce and Lady Gaga.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masters: So I guess honesty is the best policy.
House: Why'd you say that? Seriously... to establish your viewpoint as if I didn't already know it. Or to demonstrate some weird cross-generational female solidarity with Cuddy?
Masters: Actually, I was just trying to fill the awkward silence.
House: Oh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masters: You don't trust me.
House: Going behind your back works better when you're not facing us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Chase: You just tried this. I'm not a better liar than Foreman.
House: Sure you are. You're descended from convicts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masters: Scrofula. That's what they called cervical T.B. lymphadenitis in the 1700s.
House: Scrofulicous. That's what they called "annoying" in the 1700s
 • Rating: Unrated

House: I want you to translate something for me.
Geerte: Why do you want I translate? I do topless, toys, and...
Masters: Just do the translation.
House: She can translate however she feels most comfortable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Geerte: Oh, yes. My names is Geerte. Are you handsome, sexiest American man?
House: You know, some people - I would say that I am, yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: The virus can't survive over 200 years.
House: You have.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masters: Smallpox was eradicated over 30 years ago.
House: So were hush puppies. Have you checked out your local hipster coffee shop lately?
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Why aren't you guys in my office?
Dr. Foreman: Why are you in the building? It's eight in the morning.
House: Where's Chase?
Taub: He's not here because it's eight in the morning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 6: "Office Politics"

Dr. Cuddy: You'll figure something out. The two of you have a combined IQ north of 300
House: That's also true of five morons.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

House: She's like the love child of Einstein and Mary Poppins.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Taub: Tonight after work, meet me at the basketball court in the gym.
Dr. Foreman: You do realize you're two and a half feet tall, right?
Taub: And white, and Jewish. It'd be very embarrassing. I get why you'd want to say no.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: How mad would you be if I fired Masters?
Dr. Cuddy: Very. Unless you had cause. Real cause. Cause that a human being would consider cause.
House: Never mind, then.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: E coli is found in animals. So unless he's drinking pork cider... pork cider! I need the number of the patent office.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Martha M. Masters. I'm Dr. House. This is the rest of the team. Boring, Bimbo, and Bite-Size. Martha enjoys quadratic equations, Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include learning to be a doctor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Black guy campaigning for the opposition? Does Obama know about this?
Dr. Foreman: I tried calling him on the brother hotline. He didn't pick up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Just because my sausage has been filling your bun doesn't mean you get to decide what flavor chips I nosh on during the day.
Dr. Cuddy: Nope, I get to do that because I'm your boss.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Cuddy: What is that smell? Is it onions? Peppers? Oh, I know... it's a sausagefest.
House: Sausagefest implies multiples. Now, if you're talking about yardage, I'd have to agree.
 • Rating: Unrated

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