House Season 7 Quotes
Dr. Cuddy: You're right. Odds are this is nothing.
House: Meet me in the cafeteria in ten. There'll be a corn dog with your name on it. I mean an actual corn dog. They fixed the deep fryer.
Dr. Cuddy: Did you actually wake up early and hide under the bed just to scare the crap outta me?
House: Set an alarm and everything.
Dr. Cuddy: It's like dating a ten-year-old.
House: God, I hope not.
House: I could do better.
Cuddy: I don't think you can.
House: If you don't make it, I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month.
Cuddy: Make it two.
Keep talking like Wilson and you're face is gonna freeze like that.
I didn't wanna kill anybody. I just wanted to torture them slowly, preferably with acid.
Masters
Good thing I brought my axe cane.
Taub: He's doggy padding in the sea of misery. I remember what that was like.
Foreman: Yeah? How far back did you go for that memory? Last night?
She needs support and comfort. Both things I famously suck at.
Taub: Can I at least search his house for drugs?
House: Have I ever said no to that question?
House: How often do you use your vibrator?
Carmen: Excuse me?!
House: Your battery-operated Brad Pitt.
House: Who password-protects a computer they keep in a locked desk in a locked office?
Masters: Someone who works with someone who thinks it's okay to break into other people's homes?
