Of course, the girls made Pauly a cake. I must be the devil in this house... Pauly's the good guy, and it seems I'm the bad guy a lot of the times.


The lobster is the size of Schnooki.


I know I'm not the smartest crayon... [but] we can make a party.


My mother pulled it together and made it happen. She brought my barber here to cut my hair for my birthday. Best gift I've had in my life.

Pauly D

[about Paula] She's like Triple A. You call her and she's there.


Who does this girl think she is ... You're not DTF with Pauly? Really, you're DTF with Mike? That's absurd, that's just crazy.


I actually like Paula. She might be dirty, grimy, and disgusting but she's just a nice girl.


I have NO TIME to talk to anybody at 4 in the morning. It should be against the law to come to my house at 4 in the morning on my birthday and not give me birthday sex.

Pauly D

Bosnian Girl: Can we just talk in the room?
Pauly D: I'll call the cab.

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