Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 6: "Not So Shore"

Sammi: Who gives a f*%k?
JWoww: What, did you grow some balls all of a sudden?
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Vinny: [to JWoww, on his bling] It's like your t!ts. Looks sick, but it's fake.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: With this spray-tan, this chain, and this fitted, how could she not love me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Vinny: If she wants to come into my bed and throw it at me, I'm gonna take it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Was she talking $h!t?
Angelina: Yeah.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sammi: I'm done with it. Done.
 • Rating: Unrated

Angelina: Nothing happened. She's still with the f*%king kid! What else are you guys gonna do? What else do you want me to do?
 • Rating: Unrated

Angelina: She's lucky I don't go in there and backhand her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ronnie: You want your space, I'll leave you alone.
 • Rating: Unrated

The Situation: I'll be flipping pancakes while people are punching each other in the face.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: So, um, I, um, got a taxi for you, baby ... I set up everything for you. Are you good?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

The Situation: I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. The first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!
 • Rating: Unrated

The Situation: I'm not ready to perform right now. I'm like a Ferrari. I'm high maintenance.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

JWoww: Why am I doing this by myself, in anger?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Pauly D: [to Vinny] Your eyebrows are so bushy that they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: Right now, Pauly would hook up with me, he's so drunk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sammi: Whoever wrote me the note, thank you, I appreciate it because I look like a f*%king idiot.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 5: "The Letter"

Angelina: Angelina ... don't know nothin' about Ron.
 • Rating: Unrated

Snooki: [to Emilio] I feel like you f--ked me. Yes, I'm very pissed off at you. But I love you. I'm going to give you another chance.
 • Rating: Unrated

Vinny: Pick three for each one of us, and the grenade just goes to sleep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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