Jersey Shore Season 2 Quotes
I think Angelina loves my sloppy seconds. She goes to Vinny and she's trying to go to what's-his-name. Like, what are you doing? If you want to make out with me, just ask. I will say yes.
Snooki
How the hell did I wake up and my hair still done?
Pauly D
Ronnie: Angelina cheated on Jose.
Sammi: Ronnie told Jose she was his boo. But then she smashed Vinny. Therefore, if she says she's my friend, that means she's not my friend.
Ronnie: We really need to improve our school system.
I hate that guys can [smash lots of people], but girls can't.
Angelina
[on the bed] My children, Pauly's children, Snooki juice.
Ronnie
Pauly D: I almost seen your cooca!
Snooki: My cooca's out!
Every month, there's a situation.
The Situation
The Situation: Shut your mouth you dirty little hamster.
Angelina: You look like Popeye on crack.
The Situation: You look like a ho.
Angelina: You're a dirtbag and your penis should fall off.
Angelina: I threw away garbages!
The Situation: Garbages?
I'm done! I'm outta here, I'm done!
Tom
Jose is definitely getting played. (pauses) Like a piano.
Ronnie
Happy birthday, I f---ed my roommate!
The Situation
