Sometimes the truth hurts. But, I'm going to bring truth to the people. I'm the people's champ.

Situation

It was called a tag team, not tag rob.

Vinny

It was supposed to be a Menage-a-twin, but my whole menage-ery went awry.

Mike

This is not me, this is not what I do, I like penis.

Deena

Mike you're a f**king douchebag, I hate you, I f**king hate you!!

Snooki

Everybody knows The Situation is not a liar.

Mike

[to Mike] I don't want to be friends with you, I don't like you, I can't even look at you right now!

Snooki

I thought she was gonna get with Mike, I thought she was gonna get with Deena, I didn't know who this chick was gonna get with, but somehow she ends up on top of me.

Vinny

Deena's being lesbianic tonight.

Snooki
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