Hey Guys! Deena's making out with the twin right now!

Ronnie

I put the groundwork in with these twins and it looks like I'm gonna have a little threesome tonight.

Mike

Twinning!

Snooki
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I turn around and see both twins and I'm like holy f@%king smokes!

Pauly D

I recently said if Ron and Sam get back together, I'll kill myself. When you're thinking suicide in someone else's relationship? That's how bad it is.

Pauly D

Ron and Sam are back together and we have set ourselves back months and months of progress.

Vinny

Look how romantical that is.

Sammi

A threesome is not a simple task to accomplish, but then again The Situation does the impossible.

The Situation

You wanna try for something, two hot twins in a threesome is worth trying for.

Pauly D

We'll be right here eating popcorn while you guys get it in.

Vinny

Alright dad I'll call you back after Mike tries to get his booty call on.

Snooki

How do you say easy girl... I'm not that.

Deena
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Jersey Shore Season 4 Quotes

Pauly D: Yo, if she still has coloring books ... she's too young for you, man.
Vinny: If she's got a basket on her bicycle ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If she still has the parental controls on her TV ... she's too young for you bro.
Vinny: If she only owns Snow White on DVD ... she's too young for you man.
Pauly D: If his Keds still light up ... he's too young for you bro.
Ronnie: [laughs]
Pauly D: If she still plays laser tag ... she's too young for you bro.
JWoww: That's me.

[to Ronnie] I'm gonna tell you something. Nobody knows about this. Me and Snooki, we kind of hooked up. Two three months ago. She had the boyfriend and she was like 'Yeah, there's something there.'

Mike
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