Favorite Memphis Beat Quotes
Hold on, I got an app for that.
Dwight [before busting the glass]
Dwight: You know what, I've let the Joker death smile go on long enough, wanna tell me whatÃs going on?
White: I'm glad you asked. I'm rebranding myself.
Dwight: Wanna give that to me again?
White: Read a magazine article and in order to be the best Whitehead I can be starts with a smile.
Dwight: Long as I've known you you've never read a magazine that didn't have a hot girl or a car on the front.
White: This is the new me, and the new me sees the glass half full.
Dwight: The way I see it that glass is half full of bourbon.
I do believe we should finish our investigation before we throw a fellow officer under the bus.
Lt. Rice [to Claire]
Now theyÃre gonna fire their riffles three times, okay? Let everyone know you dad was a hero.
Dwight [to Jack Eckler]
White: That's exactly what this is, ought to give it a try.
Dwight: A facial? No thank you. I'll just keep mocking you for a while.
Dwight [referring to Whitehead's facial]: Is that why you've got that?
White: A smile? You ought to try it sometime Dwight.
I don't care if it's the foxmeadows gang or the resurrection of Jesse James, we're going to get 'em this time.
Dwight
White: It's a simile, son, a simile.
Sutton: Actually, Whitehead, it would be a metaphor. A simile is something like your tie is a crime against humanity
White: What's wrong with my tie?
Sutton: Oh, no, I didn't mean it actually was.
Claire: Why isn't it on a map?
Dwight: It's not a GPS place, it's a Memphis kinda place... let me get my pants.
If you're looking for some kind of merit badge, you've got the wrong Boy Scout.
Dwight
White [about his notebooks]: Have you thought about football or bird watching?
Grant: Yeah, maybe when you solve these cases I can move on to bird watching.
See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.
Lt. Rice [To Det. White]
