Why use a zippo when you have Cleopatra's lamp?

Whitehead

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Third grade teachers in dog collars? That's something kinky...

Lt. Rice

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Thank you, Whitehead....Detective....

Sutton

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Well, well,well, Elvis is in the building, what about that...

Dwight[ about the movie reels]

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Dwight Hendricks, do not curse at your mother!

Mom

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You know what matters is what you carry about your dad in your heart.

Mom

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I'm not going to carry Tim Mason with me any longer.

Dwight

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I just wanted to make sure that the good cop showed up for work today.

Lt. Rice [to Whitehead]

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The only thing sitting behind that desk does is give me a big butt.

Lt. Rice

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Go on Dwight, don't let me hang out with my spanks down.

Lt. Rice

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It had to be done.

Lt. Rice [about her mom]

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You are a driving menace.

Lt. Rice [to her mom]

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