Favorite Memphis Beat Quotes
A parent fearing for their child, you go find her Dwight.
Lt. Rice
Dwight: Where did you go?
Whitehead: I went down to the armory to swap my gun, obviously it was off.
Dwight: Obviously.
Mr. Cresco: What am I doing in this room?
Lt. Rice: It has a tendency to bring out the truth.
White: It's a simile, son, a simile.
Sutton: Actually, Whitehead, it would be a metaphor. A simile is something like your tie is a crime against humanity
White: What's wrong with my tie?
Sutton: Oh, no, I didn't mean it actually was.
Claire: Why isn't it on a map?
Dwight: It's not a GPS place, it's a Memphis kinda place... let me get my pants.
Sutton: Are you asking for help?
Whitehead: No, I just want to observe your style.
See, there's that attitude again. You don't belong in my department. If that means getting you promoted to do that, that's what I'm gonna do.
Lt. Rice [To Det. White]
Sutton: That isn't for you!
Whitehead: What's it doing in my coffee pot?!
It is exotic, I concur, my great grandma had it...
Sutton [about the baby's temporary name]
Ford F-150, not exactly a nun-mobile.
Whitehead
Mom: Children are a blessing, Dwightl.
Dwight: Speaking of which, where is our little bundle of caffeine?
Splitting Dwight and I up is about as stupid as a three-legged mule in a horse race.
Det. White
