Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
You're a bad valentine!
Joe
I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.
Professor Arvin
Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?
Manny
The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!
Gloria
Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?
You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.
Alex
What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!
Joe
Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.
Phil
You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.
Jay
She trashed the room. Looked the The Who was staying there.
Jay
You two did hip hop without us?
Mitch
That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined everything!
Hayley