You're a bad valentine!

Joe

I love things that don't make sense. That's my gig.

Professor Arvin

Ok, what kind of freak show goes on when I'm not around?

Manny

The waiter! I knew he was flirting with you!

Gloria

Mitch: Who are these men?
Cam: What are these things I don't do?

You realize she's not that big, right? It's mostly just hair.

Alex

What the hell?! I'll clean my room. I promise!

Joe

Aww. The scarier you try to be, the more adorable you are.

Phil

You can't drink. You have to stay sober to drive the rest of us home.

Jay

She trashed the room. Looked the The Who was staying there.

Jay

You two did hip hop without us?

Mitch

That's right. I'm a little smarter than people think. But lucky too! That moose almost ruined everything!

Hayley

Modern Family Quotes

You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.

Mitchell

Thank you Uncle Manny!

Haley