You sound like Austin Powers, man.

Bill

That's gonna be tough, I can smell Cinnabon.

Jay

You're one fire I can't put out. Also, grease is pretty tricky.

Bill

This is house Dunphy. We fail here.

Phil

Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!

Joe

How many Mannys do you see through these things?

Alex

Lilly: Are you gonna be this cool when I like a boy?
Mitch: No
Cam: No, not a chance.

You blew it you dummy. I wanted to sell the stupid sauce.

Gloria

The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck

Phil

You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.

Cam

Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.

Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to ride first class. Well, on her lap.

Hayley

Modern Family Quotes

Yes, I've gained a few extra pounds while we were expecting the baby... but that's science. You can't fight it.

Cameron

If Haley got pregnant, would you ever pretend she got mono for a few months and then tell everyone the baby's yours?

Alex