Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
You sound like Austin Powers, man.
Bill
That's gonna be tough, I can smell Cinnabon.
Jay
You're one fire I can't put out. Also, grease is pretty tricky.
Bill
This is house Dunphy. We fail here.
Phil
Why would you do that? My ears are still developing!
Joe
How many Mannys do you see through these things?
Alex
Lilly: Are you gonna be this cool when I like a boy?
Mitch: No
Cam: No, not a chance.
You blew it you dummy. I wanted to sell the stupid sauce.
Gloria
The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck
Phil
You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.
Cam
Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.
Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to ride first class. Well, on her lap.
Hayley