Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Well, well, well, if it isn't John, Paul, and George. Anybody need a Ringo?
Phil
Haley, I fell in love with you that day and I never stopped. I'm going to keep making myself better until I deserve you.
Dylan
Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.
Phil
Alex is going to be a very nervous man.
Gloria
Counselor, you're speaking weirdly.
Judge
It was a pretty simple case because as I said, everyone has something to hide. Everyone. ... Everyone.
Cam
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo. Phil: Word.
Haley: Mom!
Claire: What? I do this every day at 3.
Arvin: So, this is the doll you slept with.
Dylan: Hey, you're pretty handsome yourself.
What's your game, old man?
Gloria
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I have always worried that when DeDe died she was going to come back and haunt me. Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding.
Gloria
Mitchell! Just because mom is dead doesn't mean she was a saint!
Claire
