Modern Family
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I am totally confused about what we're supposed to do.
Phil
Phil: On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep, as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff.
Claire: That is so mom.
Mitch: Easy.
It just feels inappropriate being dressed like this. I should be in something dark with a capped sleeve.
Cam
Cam: You know, I don't know how we all feel about the afterlife, but I, myself, would like to imagine Dede surrounded by loved ones hearing...
Halloween Doorbell: Welcome to Hell! Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Phil: I'll disconnect that doorbell.
Phil: Life is so unfair.
Jay: Damn right. I just waited in line an hour and a half around the block for a hoagie everybody's talkin' about, then my ex-wife drops dead, and I'm too sad to eat it. Eh, give it another hour.
Gloria: Oh. I'm sooo sorry for your loss, JAY.
I know it's crazy, but I've always had this dream that Dede would come back and haunt me after she died. Maybe it's because she told me that at my wedding!
Gloria
Mitchell! Just because mom us dead doesn't make her a saint!
Claire
Alex: What is wrong with me?!
Luke: Nothing is wrong with you. You're just a freak who gets turned on by tragedies.
Alex: Oh my God. Is that why I'm dating a firefighter?
You're missing out on life, Mitchell. Take off your shackles and show people who you really are.
Cam
Maybe spend a little less time with your nose in that psych book and a little more time being sexy.
Phil
Laura: Did you pre-heat my oven?
Jay: Not on purpose.
Should we be concerned about group-molesting Serge?
Claire
