I love it that you're smart now.

Phil

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Luke: Thank you, Alexandra. It's not easy being the smart ones in this family.
Alex: Don't compare us! Your last English paper came back with a Garfield sticker on it that said, "Way to Go!"

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Don't Bugs Bunny me.

Gloria

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You got rid of Henifer!

Mitch

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I'm totally gay.

Gil

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Phil: Do or do not, there is no try.
Mitch: Please don't Yoda me.

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Let's see those little bastards complain about that. Oh!

Principal Brown

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I've admired you for a long time and if I haven't let you know that, that's on me. And I'm cissy-gendered enough to admit it.

Jay

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Well, there it is. I'm just glad E.T. didn't land at your house.

Cam

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Don't break Alex, she's our safety net.

Luke

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I'm so stressed. I wish it was the '50s when it was healthy to drink and smoke when you're pregnant.

Haley

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Hey, what was all that squeaking in the garage? Are the raccoons back? Damn it!

Haley

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