Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCFavorite Modern Family Quotes
Mitchell: You had your own moments. You had cheerleading, and high school plays, and making out with the quarterback...
Claire: Oh come on, you made out with him, too.
Mitchell: Yeah, but we had to keep it a secret.
Manny, you were afraid to light the barbecue, but now your eyebrows have grown back and your salmon is legendary!
Gloria
Well, my white-man name is Tucker. I am 1/16 Cherokee. Ready for child to soar like eagle.
Cam
Claire: What's that in your hand?
Luke: Jagermeister. Dad said it would make girls wanna kiss you.
You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.
Mitchell
Phil: My wife is always so tired and she's always making lists of things for me to do.
Claire: Maybe if you did them she wouldn't be so tired.
Phil: Oh no, she could make lists for days.
Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.
Phil
Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.
Phil
Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.
Phil
Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
Claire: I got pregnant with Haley.
Phil: My bad!
Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
Luke [on seeing his parents having sex]
