Modern Family
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Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.
Manny
Being a realtor man means working on sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.
Phil
I'm kind of in a delicate spot stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.
Phil
Cam: It's a bird! It's a plane!
Mitchell: It's super out of breath.
Cam: Happy Halloween to you too.
You do this every time. You go as a princess, I have to go as some freak. You're a beauty, I'm the beast. You're Beyonce, I'm...that guy.
Jay [to Gloria]
Claire: You gonna put some blood on that? Maybe dangle an eyeball?
Phil: Who hurt you? I'm kidding, I know it's Jay and Dede.
People say clothes make the man but that makes no sense. What makes the man is a nice head of hair. Dammit it's like a phantom limb.
Jay
Claire: Welcome to the insane asylum of from hell!
Phil: That's what it feels like.
C'mon Jay this is my farewell tour Trick-or-Treating in the neighborhood, I have to go out strong.
Manny
Sexy people go crazy too you know. Read a people magazine.
Haley
It's obvious mom, you use Halloween as a way to show people you have edge. It's like accountants who buy are Harley.
Alex
Jay: So you don't think I look like Ben Franklin?
Gloria: Oh yes! That's who it is! The man from the hundred dollar bill. My favorite!
