Modern Family Quotes
Said it since day one. The only thing coordinated about this kid is his outfits.Jay [about Manny]
Stress is all a part of football. If you're not throwing up in your mouth, you're not doing it right.Jay
I can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child. I don't mean to brag, but that's why i didn't have any friends.Mitchell
Claire: Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you, bye.
Mitchell: I love you too.
If laughter is the best medicine, consider yourself grape flavored Triaminic.Phil [to Luke]
Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
It went to my ears on our flight home. I may have moaned a bit. A crying baby complained about me.Cam
I never get sick. I must've caught some kind of chill on the beach when my socks got wet...My ankles burn.Mitchell
Cam: Okay, come on we have something to show you!
Lily: Is it dinner or is my mouth too ugly to put food into?
Manny: When you first started dating him, what was his nickname for you?
Gloria: Sexy pants.
Manny: Ew. The other one?
Oh what? The mascot's a beaver, those jokes will get old.Claire
Okay you need to calm down. This college tour, not Oprah's favorite things.Alex