Are you a TV Fanatic?
Sign up for our daily newsletter to receive personalized television news for free!
Oh please. He slips in and out of that accent like Kate Winslet in Titanic.Mitchell [about Cam]
Jay: I’m waiting for a phone call from my doctor’s office. Please rate your prostate exam. Would you say you were satisfied?
Gloria: I hope you weren’t!
- Permalink: I hope you weren’t!
We didn’t say Grace, we said on your marks, get set go.Cam
- Permalink: We didn’t say Grace, we said on your marks, get set go.
Look, I have no problem drinking. I can literally do it standing on my head. But A ,not with my parents. Plus also I needed to stay sharp because they were obviously up to something and I was in no mood. I barely got 10 hours of sleep last night.Haley
Phil: He seems like a real go-getter huh?
Haley: Why cause he goes and gets things?
- Permalink: Why cause he goes and gets things?
Is this what you’re gonna do with your life? Sleep late and take a selfie?Claire [Haley]
Wow so intense. I had no idea the kind of pressure you were under. Hunnie, I was just you for two hours, I could barely hold it together. I don’t know how you don’t have a meltdown everyday.Claire
Jay: Hi hunnie.
Gloria: I got in trouble.
Jay: Whatever she did, add it to my tab.
- Permalink: Whatever she did, add it to my tab.
It’s all gravy, when you’re in the A.V.Phil
- Permalink: It’s all gravy, when you’re in the A.V.
Haley: You’re super green!
Mitchell: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
- Permalink: I know! I’m recycling a dollhouse, I recycled a child.
I think I’m recording the game but you can never know. The last time I got 6 hours of Bravo.Jay
Jay: Why do you look like that when I look like this?
Manny: My friends say it’s because of your money.
- Permalink: My friends say it’s because of your money.