Modern Family Quotes
Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.Phil
I get that Thanksgiving is an big day for families that don't see each other, but we're together nonstop.Jay
Cam: I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
MItchell: Relax it's a maternity poncho.
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Do you think we could just go downstairs and throw money at this and it would go away? I'm asking you, do you think that would work?Jay
Cam: Trust me, I have another plan.
Mitchell: Really? Because right now our daughter is walking around like a Vietnamese Annie Hall.
Right now you’re her pal and I’m just a pitchfork wielding she-devil.Mitchell [to Cam]
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We’re having a little staycation but with a turkey instead of a steak!Gloria
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I like staying with you but it's basically camping.Manny [to Haley]
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I listened to her meringue instructions in the car last week. There was so much whipping and beating I had to pull over.Phil
News Reporter: How does your spouse feel about you coaching?
Cam: Oh this one, he's my rock, he's my Connie Britton.
Mitchell: Your Connie Britton?
Cam: Mrs. Coach on Friday Night Lights.
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Haley: Did anyone see my leopard print skirt?
Phil: I saw a leopard headband on the stairs.
Haley: That's it.
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Phil: Sometimes a boy might be a good distraction. I remember a certain young lady who was pretty addicted to Miss Pacman until a dashing young gent caught her eye.
Claire: Only because you were wearing a feather earring.
Phil: It wasn't a feather, it was a dreamcatcher. And it worked.
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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Claire: My mom started drinking these cocktails called "horny Colombians" with some of Gloria's uncles, whom apparently the drink was named after
Phil: Oh come, they were funny
Claire: They kept grabbing my butt
Phil: Somebody is full of herself. It's a Colombian wedding tradition.. they said
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