Modern Family Quotes
Obviously there were 2 gifts wrapped similarly and my eyes were a little watery from the thick fog of vapor rub back there.Cam
It was pretty pricey, but they're judgey so we knew the'd love it.Mitchell
Point is- a guy like me gets that lucky, he quits while he's ahead.Phil
I'm gonna miss that Juliana. That woman knows where the bodies are buried.Phil
Phil: Happy Valentine's Day by the way.
Claire: Ew no, I'm gross and sweaty from running.
Whats next you're gonna dress her in fishnets? Put her in a window in Amsterdam? Just keep it casual!Jay [about Stella]
This is a place of business. She needs to throw a tarp over those bounce houses.Jay
It is really nice to be liked for who you really are pretending to be.Mitchell
Claire: What party?
Mitchell: Aw the two saddest words in the English language.
Looks like someone has an issue with anger franagment!Mitchell
Oh c'mon please, my dad is Ms. Dunphy, I'm just Claire!Claire
Claire: Well hello! How is your first day back in the closet...business?
Mitchell: That makes no sense, I've never worked here before.
Claire: It's just a gay joke Mitchell. Don't over-think it.