Modern Family Quotes
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper.Mitchell [to Cam]
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Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.
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Claire: Haley I need the wifi corner get down.
Haley: Ugh! I need Instagram to know there's still beauty in the world!
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With great hotness comes great responsibility.Haley
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Said it since day one. The only thing coordinated about this kid is his outfits.Jay [about Manny]
Stress is all a part of football. If you're not throwing up in your mouth, you're not doing it right.Jay
I can be challenging finding playmates for an exceptional child. I don't mean to brag, but that's why i didn't have any friends.Mitchell
Claire: Why are you trying to turn this into a fight? I called to yell at you for getting me sick. Love you, bye.
Mitchell: I love you too.
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If laughter is the best medicine, consider yourself grape flavored Triaminic.Phil [to Luke]
Claire: This cold stops with me. Why do you think I swapped beds with Luke last night?
Phil: You did?
Luke: Appreciated the back rub. Not sure I loved being called Miss Thang.
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It went to my ears on our flight home. I may have moaned a bit. A crying baby complained about me.Cam