Modern Family

Modern Family Quotes (Page 5)

Season 4 Episode 15: "Heart Broken"

Phil: Everybody who I did not create, get out of my house right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I think I may have been being too sexy.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I know a lot of people think I'm attracted to Jay because of his mind. But they're wrong. I'm attracted to him because he's sexy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 14: "A Slight at the Opera"

Pepper: I like big putts and I cannot lie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: I wanted to tell Haley the dangers of starting a family too early but what could I say that couldn't have been said better by a screaming baby?
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: Maybe we can pump Marcus full of whatever we gave those bike riders.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex: It's like scrabble with Haley. After awhile you're just playing against yourself.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: Suck it Nancy!
Pepper: I was just trying to help.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: Son of a bitch you're an embarrassment! You're kicking up more sand than a sea turtle laying eggs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Alex: You maybe wanna take a shift carrying this dry ice?
Gloria: No I just had a baby.
Alex: I watched you carry Manny to bed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Classmate: Why is it taking you so long? How hard is it for you to paint a wall?
Luke: A lot harder than your so-called singing. At least this is supposed to be flat.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: First rule of golf, shhh.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: I'm sorry for dozens of things everyday that actually happen, if I start apologizing for things that don't happen how productive of a person would I be?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 13: "Fulgencio"

Phil: Don't ever ask me about my business Claire.
 • Rating: 4.6 / 5.0

Cam [to Mitchell]: We're not bad parents, Claire is!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: Dad tried to fix all our problems and instead ruined all our lives.
Alex: Nightmare.
Claire: You girls are so dramatic. Do I need to call you a wambulance?
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: You have an in law who no matter what you do, no matter how hard you try, you can't win over.
Jay: What about it?
Claire: Oh that doesn't sound familiar?
Jay:You're not saying.
Claire: Mmhmm, yeah I am.
Jay: Son of a bitch, I'm Phil!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: Nobody doesn't like me. I'm Jay. I'm salt of the earth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: Because we refused to abuse we got banned from the party of the century?
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: Wow pretty cozy with the new housekeeper huh?
Gloria: She's my sister.
Claire: Wow pretty weird with your sister!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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