Modern Family
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Phil: On the trip's final morning, Dede was found in her room. She had apparently passed peacefully in her sleep, as a smile graced her face and her hands clutched ten pages of suggestions for the hotel staff.
Claire: That is so mom.
Mitch: Easy.
I am totally confused about what we're supposed to do.
Phil
Mitchell! Just because mom is dead doesn't mean she was a saint!
Claire
I know this is going to sound crazy, but I have always worried that when DeDe died she was going to come back and haunt me. Maybe it's because she whispered it to me at my wedding.
Gloria
What's your game, old man?
Gloria
Arvin: So, this is the doll you slept with.
Dylan: Hey, you're pretty handsome yourself.
Haley: Mom!
Claire: What? I do this every day at 3.
Phil: She's ghosting you?
Dylan: For an older dude, you always kept up with the lingo. Phil: Word.
It was a pretty simple case because as I said, everyone has something to hide. Everyone. ... Everyone.
Cam
Counselor, you're speaking weirdly.
Judge
Alex is going to be a very nervous man.
Gloria
Ok, so what does real estate equal? Eighty percent contact.
Phil
