Modern Family

Modern Family Quotes (Page 6)

Season 4 Episode 12: "Party Crasher"

Luke: And the birthday video becomes a nature film.
 • Rating: Unrated

Manny: Kids make fun of you if you get a haircut. I just gave them a full blown sex scandal.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: What middle-aged guy would be interested in a young, attractive, newly legal woman? Oh that's right, all of them!
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: These jeans just slipped on me so perfectly, my name must be "Pantserella."
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: That's the whole point of a surprise party, you take somebody you really love and you play em like a fool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: You used to be fun.
Phil: You used to be....what? Oh yeah, at college.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 11: "New Year's Eve"

Claire: It was the day after Thanksgiving and I came in under budget for all my Christmas gifts and you know how that gets me going.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: Everyone here is 11 and I'm hot.
Mitchell: If you were hot we'd be drinking right now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gloria: In my village if you didn't drive one of these, you couldn't call yourself a druglord
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: If you're hungry for broccoli later, you'll find a piece in your teeth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Manny: Can I offer you a Pina Delgado?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alex: Hey are you sure you don't wanna play The Hunger Games with all of us?
Haley: My whole life is a hunger game, why do you think I'm so mean to you?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cam: We should start calling her ranch house, cause she doesn't have a second story.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: You could pretend to get sick at the table. You know cough, stomachache, dealer's choice, I don't care just sell it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Cam: Are you excited for your big sleepover with your cousins?
Lily: Who's watching me?
Cam: Haley.
Lily: I'm serious.
Mitchell: Alex.
Lily: Okay let's go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: I know how awesome college is, that's how I got kicked out.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 10: "Diamond In The Rough"

Phil: That's the funny thing about marriage, you fall in love with this extraordinary person and over time they begin to seem ordinary. I think it's all the nagging.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gloria: I am very angry at you and I'm going to make a list of all the things I'm going to scream at you as soon as this baby's out of me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: How're you gonna cheerlead your way out of this one Buffy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Yeah I was pretty ticked off that Mitchell double crossed my double cross.
 • Rating: Unrated

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