Modern Family Quotes
Mitchell: She's gonna wake up.
Cam: Oh please, she's got enough pills in her, she's gonna rattle like a maraca.
Sweetheart you've had 2 boyfriends in 30 seconds, that's practically Haley's record!Claire [to Alex]
Cam: Let's get this woman into bed and in the morning out of the house as fast as we can. Honestly, I don't know how straight guys do it.
Mitchell: Probably without those hand gestures.
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Jay: Where were you when I was growing up? I'd of had your dice and cigarettes before you got to homeroom.
Manny: Where'd you go to school? "Guys and Dolls?"
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We're showing Lily that we trust her enough to have one nice thing.Mitchell
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Claire: Who's Victor? We never heard about him.
Haley: Oh because I knew you'd never let me go out with an ex con.
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Haley isn't the only hottie living here. I washed the car in my cheer shorts the other day. I definitely felt eyes on me.Phil
I get that Thanksgiving is an big day for families that don't see each other, but we're together nonstop.Jay
Cam: I just can't believe I slipped into one of Gloria's dresses.
MItchell: Relax it's a maternity poncho.
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Do you think we could just go downstairs and throw money at this and it would go away? I'm asking you, do you think that would work?Jay
Cam: Trust me, I have another plan.
Mitchell: Really? Because right now our daughter is walking around like a Vietnamese Annie Hall.
Right now you’re her pal and I’m just a pitchfork wielding she-devil.Mitchell [to Cam]
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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You dated a Dottie after Dede?Gloria
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