Modern Family Quotes
I'm kind of in a delicate spot stuck between my wife and the guy next door, but I'm pretty sure I can satisfy them both simultaneously.Phil
Being a realtor man means working on sundays. Like priests and Lesley Stahl.Phil
Ok keep in mind, I'm not in makeup yet, but do these sandals make my legs look thick? Because I can lower the hem.Manny
Earl: I banged your ex wife!
Jay: If you banged Dede, I DO owe you an apology!
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That's right, my boy's datin' her. He's datin' her real good.Jay
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Oh relax, I'm sure you guys will find a couple that wants to get with you.Haley
Not since I fell off the roof while they were delivering our trampoline have things come together so beautifully.Phil
How surprised should we be? I mean he's basically a hyperactive toddler who just wants to play all the time.Alex
I wanna hear your point but right now this magic juice is gonna help mama turn that bathtub into a swim up bar.Claire
It's a body spray called Sex Grenade. One of the divorced dad's in the hotel recommended it.Luke
Well that's attractive. You look like a puppy with a slipper.Mitchell [to Cam]
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Gloria: Manny's first girlfriend is a senior with a Mustang.
Jay: I'd have put my money on a sophomore with a mustache.
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By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.Jay
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You dated a Dottie after Dede?Gloria
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