That is literally the nicest gesture I have ever witnessed. And I'm from Canada.


Wait, does that mean you also didn't like my bagpiping? Is that why we have Luke?


Luke: What are you constantly looking at on your computer?
Alex: Is that a question you really want people asking around here?

She may not have gotten our talent, but she didn't get our self-consciousness either.


Manny: Hey, that's my bike!
Luke: We're all making sacrifices. I'm wearing a monokini.

If you can't beat em, drone em!


Manny: And just like that, it disappears.
Luke: In his defense, the water is really cold.

The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell.


Wait, I just thought of something! I’m going to be the first woman in my family not to get pregnant and drop out of college.


Let's review. She's been moody, eating weird food, getting nauseous. She left in the middle of the night for a wedding chapel in Vegas with her secret love, and most suspicious of all, she bought a book!


Haley got married? She is in so much trouble!


How'd you get in my phone? Does this mean that when we talked the other day, you knew I was in the can?


Modern Family Quotes

By the way, do not look up peeing games on the internet.


That's the funny thing about marriage, you fall in love with this extraordinary person and over time they begin to seem ordinary. I think it's all the nagging.