Modern Family Quotes
Lily: Stop Dad you’re embarrassing me.
Mitchell: Welcome to the rest of your life sweetheart.
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We never told Grandma ‘bout the gay.Cam
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I was kind of the star of the evening. I got a huge laugh when I coined the phrase “shelf esteem.” Huh? Yeah? Okay, I’ll text it to Phil.Claire
Sisters before misters!Gloria
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Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.
Hello Houstons? We have a situation.Gloria
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Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.
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Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.
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Missouri, misery, huh?Mitchell
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