Modern Family
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What's her forecast?
Rainer
No, you made me feel bad about myself, and I deserve better than that. Ok?
Haley
Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.
Phil
She's not a jukebox, Fonzie!
Jay
Tarnation! Here comes your kin! Git! Git!
Cameron
You still got it! And to think I was worried last night, when you were trying to turn on your phone flashlight, and ended up taking like 30 pictures of your angry face.
Manny
Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to ride first class. Well, on her lap.
Hayley
There's a box out here marked fruit of the month. I'm assuming that means one of you won a contest.
Pam
Mitch: It is a lot less money though.
Cam: Well, you know, we don't have to decide today.
You'll get a donut when I get answers, you piece of trash.
Cam
The only time I break a sweat is when we run after the ice cream truck
Phil
You blew it you dummy. I wanted to sell the stupid sauce.
Gloria
