Modern Family

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 16: "Regrets Only"

Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "Princess Party"

Mitchell: I was wrong, every kid wants a clown for a dad.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Claire: Every time he opens his mouth I can feel my daughters losing respect for me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: Well, if the shoe fits...
Cam: They don't, they're comically large.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Cam: It's ten feet long with boxer shorts on the end, it works on so many levels.
 • Rating: Unrated

Haley: Dad, gross, your hand smells like cheese.
Phil: I didn't want to dirty a knife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: All those joke emails she forwarded to me months after I'd seen them? Well, no more polite LOLs for YOU, Dede.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Manny: Baby Bear's a girl? We have to do it over! I would have played it totally different.
Jay: You nailed it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Robbie: The truth is, Luke, I am rich, but not with money. I got my abs. I got my hair.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: I guess you don't respect party themes.
Cam: You did NOT just say that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I've got Gloria! I've got Gloria!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dede: Robbie could charm your socks off, but I doubt he stopped there.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 14: "Bixby's Back"

Gloria: Now we know. You are romantic, and I'm smarter than you. And I bought you a motorcycle.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I don't like to talk about money. But I have exactly ten million dollars.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Am I a bad enough parent to ignore that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: I haven't been single since I was nine.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gloria: I am the second wife Jay, why do you treat me like I'm the first?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Jay: Five course dinner waiting for us at home and she's strapping on the feedbag at Ibiza.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: I've usually good at catching things from women in bars.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: You look hot enough to cook a pizza on... in.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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