Modern Family

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes (Page 8)

Season 2 Episode 12: "Our Children, Ourselves"

Phil: I'm still thinking about all the Sanjays.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: This could be my 'going bald' scare all over again.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Cam: You don't tell your partner you may have a baby with someone else and then go back to eating a delicious and inventive meal like it's NOTHING!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Tell me all about Mitchell in high school. Did he have a beard?
Tracy: You're looking at her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: It's an obsessive-compulsive thing. I have read like a hundred articles about it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 11: "Slow Down Your Neighbors"

Phil: I called the florist and order one dozen Mylar balloons. Good luck staying mad, honey!
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Luke: I think we should drag him out of his car and punch him in the stomach until he barfs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam [to Barry]: You are living in a little girl's toy and you have to move out!
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: I once saw a picture of myself at a friend's poetry slam, and all you could see were the whites of my eyes.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: Oh yeah, everybody loves Michael Jordan, but nobody thinks of Scottie Pippin. The only reason I remember him is because he's named after my favorite musical.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay [to Gloria]: There's no reason you should stay upright, but it just works.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay [on Gloria and Manny's lack of bike-riding skills]: Two thirds of my house can't do what a billion Chinese do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jay: Stephen Hawking could ride that bike.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: She has to run everyday or she goes crazy, she's like a Border Collie.
Claire: Did you just compare me to a dog?!?
Phil: The smartest in the world!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: There's a stranger in our hot tub.
Mitchell: Who is it?
Cam: You do know what stranger means, don't you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "Dance Dance Revelation"

Phil: Yeah, he gives me a hard time. But that's the deal with a father-in-law. The key is I never let him see just how much it devastates me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: She bit me! Ow! She did it again! It's like Twilight back here!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Jay [to Manny and Luke]: Pretty soon you get some hair on your chest, you start answering the phone, and people don't think you're ladies.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: She's already prone to flashbacks, if you know what I mean.
Mitchell: You know she didn't fight in Vietnam, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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