Modern Family

Modern Family Season 2 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 2 Episode 14: "Bixby's Back"

Manny: She's had the romantic, she's had the intellectual, how about all that in one fine little brown package.
 • Rating: Unrated

Phil: Baby doll, I've been lying to my wife for 16 years.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: I know Phil and I are going to grow old together someday, but today is not that day.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: I'll be upstairs, Clive, don't take too long.
Phil: I never do.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "Caught in the Act"

Phil [on sex]: It's like your shaking hands, but you're not using your hands. At all.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Haley: They called a family meeting when they switched to one percent milk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: We are beyond blotting and rubbing, we've moved on to sweating and crying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: We need a game plan, we need to map out exactly what we are going to say, because that is the only way I will be able to hold it together while our babies look at us with judgment and disgust.
Phil: That's how they always look at us.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: I know what sex is, it's when a man and a woman take off their underwear and get into bed.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Gloria: It sended! Please come back!
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Luke [on seeing his parents having sex]: Whatever they were doing, Dad was winning.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: If this were the '60s, we would be 'confirmed bachelors,' and Lily would be a Yorkie.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Claire, we're not your parents; we're in much better shape.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserves some praise!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: We were, as they say, having sex.
Claire: That's not a euphemism. That's actually what we were doing.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 12: "Our Children, Ourselves"

Phil: While Claire watched one of the most highly-acclaimed films of the year, I sat through a badly made schlock-fest, with absolutely no redeeming value - and it was awesome!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn't do anything wrong.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Claire: Honey, look at how long it just took us to figure out she's insulting us.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Manny: Tell me about it, I've got a clingy 5th grader, I can't shake.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: You're so gay you can't even think of real girls names.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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