Bishop: He made more money playing games online than he did in the Navy.
Gibbs: What? How does that work?
Torres: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.

Why is she so scared? Is my dad going to take me away?

Phineas [to Gibbs]

You're in video-game purgatory.

Bishop [to McGee]

You're present and engaged. That's all Phineas really needs.

Jack [to Gibbs]

Phineas: I slept over last night.
Torres: Why? You being punished?

Suck my glitter!

Bishop

I've never seen so many dead teddy bears in all my life. Does his mother know about this?

McGee [to Gibbs]

If that's my mom, tell her I want to stay longer.

Phineas [to Gibbs]

What isn't clear is what happened to you. Your head is not on straight.

Gibbs [to Ziva]

That is the thing about love. Even if it is not returned, it never goes away.

Adam [to Ziva]

You need psychological care, Gibbs.

Jack [to Gibbs]

It's likely Phineas took out the SIM card. Maybe he learned some things when he visited here.

Gibbs

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?