NCIS
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Bishop: He made more money playing games online than he did in the Navy.
Gibbs: What? How does that work?
Torres: Believe me. I've been asking the same thing.
Why is she so scared? Is my dad going to take me away?
Phineas [to Gibbs]
You're in video-game purgatory.
Bishop [to McGee]
You're present and engaged. That's all Phineas really needs.
Jack [to Gibbs]
Phineas: I slept over last night.
Torres: Why? You being punished?
Suck my glitter!
Bishop
I've never seen so many dead teddy bears in all my life. Does his mother know about this?
McGee [to Gibbs]
If that's my mom, tell her I want to stay longer.
Phineas [to Gibbs]
What isn't clear is what happened to you. Your head is not on straight.
Gibbs [to Ziva]
That is the thing about love. Even if it is not returned, it never goes away.
Adam [to Ziva]
You need psychological care, Gibbs.
Jack [to Gibbs]
It's likely Phineas took out the SIM card. Maybe he learned some things when he visited here.
Gibbs