Fifth grade science or lower? Okay, I’ll take that.

Torres

Hello, Gibbs. No time for pleasantries — you’re in danger. Well, aren’t you gonna say something?

Ziva

Did I come at a bad time?

Bishop [to Ziva]

[Gibbs] did not know you were coming?

Ziva [to Bishop]

Ziva: I left a trail that anyone could see.
Ducky: But [Gibbs] didn't come looking.

Is this an interrogation or The View?

Sahar [to Jack]

Gibbs: Bad idea.
Jimmy: That was hurtful.

Whatever you think of us, we still think of you as family.

McGee [to Ziva]

As one ass-kicking demon to another, I really appreciate your work.

Torres [to Ziva]

The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
Gibbs; Well, your friend played your ass.

Colton

You want a deal. Talk. You get to live. That's your deal.

Gibbs [to Freydano]

That went well.

Jack

NCIS Quotes

Bishop: Seriously? How'd you get that?
Tony: Well, it's like Gorillas in the Midst. You'll get to understand his grunts.

Torres: When I break out the glass, maybe I can rip out the bars.
Bishop: With what? Your superhuman strength?