NCIS
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The old gnome to the dome.
Kasie
McGee: You are so good at this.
Jack: Thank you. I try.
Bishop: I'm just here talking to Jack.
Jack: You should try it some time ... or not.
Everybody knows you and Gibbs have a thing.
Torres [to Jack]
Who would like to hop on the apology train? Anyone?
Jack
Gibbs: A friend helped me realize something.
Barney: What? That life is beautiful?
Gibbs: No. That I deserved to exist.
Gibbs: You see that guy over there [Palmer]?
Nowitski: Harry Potter?
McGee: We call him The Chosen One.
Does this make Gibbs an influencer?
Bishop
Much as I love getting bossed around by field agents on a daily basis, bossing them around is even better.
Keller
McGee: Just what the world needs: Another podcast.
Gibbs: Whatever that is.
After all, kids learn bad habits by watching their parents.
Vance [to Gibbs]
Bishop: Even Gibbs carries [a cell phone].
McGee: And he's a repeat technophobe and known troglodyte.