Holy 4th of July weiner roast! What am I looking at!

Agent Fornell

Agent McGee: You're attractive, at least on the outside.
Diane Sterling: I'll take that.

Now I wish to act crazy. To really let loose!

Agent Diane Sterling

I bet she's a panther in the sack!

Tony

Oh, yeah, a cheater going after tax cheaters!

Agent Fornell

That's funny. She looks just like our ex-wife.

Agent Fornell

He ruined my jacket. I'd shoot my own mother

Agent Fornell

Dinozzo, let's party!

Schmeil Pinkhas

A zebra can't change its stripes but a woman can.

Miranda Pennebaker

Isn't Burt the most relaxing thing?

Abby

That TV came over on the Mayflower.

Abby

I've seen bad turn to good many times. You can't lose faith.

Gibbs

NCIS Quotes

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.

Well tie me up and call me Loretta.

Fornell