Holy 4th of July weiner roast! What am I looking at!

Agent Fornell

Agent McGee: You're attractive, at least on the outside.
Diane Sterling: I'll take that.

Now I wish to act crazy. To really let loose!

Agent Diane Sterling

I bet she's a panther in the sack!

Tony

Oh, yeah, a cheater going after tax cheaters!

Agent Fornell

That's funny. She looks just like our ex-wife.

Agent Fornell

He ruined my jacket. I'd shoot my own mother

Agent Fornell

Dinozzo, let's party!

Schmeil Pinkhas

A zebra can't change its stripes but a woman can.

Miranda Pennebaker

Isn't Burt the most relaxing thing?

Abby

That TV came over on the Mayflower.

Abby

I've seen bad turn to good many times. You can't lose faith.

Gibbs

NCIS Quotes

[voiceover] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential, who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed but, it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.

McGee

Abby: It's okay. Breena's fine. Breathe. Good. Now hurry up and get to the hospital because Breena is in labor.
McGee: Jimmy? Did you hear what she said? She just said Breena's having a baby. I think you broke him.