NCIS
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Bishop, if I spent any time underneath that man, I would have been crushed by his ego!
Quinn [about Torres]
Would you like to sit at my desk while you’re thinking above your pay grade?
Vance
Vance: Officer Reeves, MI-6 has made it abundantly clear they want you back.
Reeves: When do I leave, sir?
Vance [beat]: You forgot to mention how parting is such sweet sorrow.
Bishop: Mr. Rogers--
Henry Rogers: I’ve told you twice, it’s Henry! I’ve nothing in common with that sweater-wearing pacifist!
Bishop: If it did happen, and that is a big “if,” I wonder if Top Gun beach volleyball was involved, because I can totally picture Torres running around the sand in tight jeans…
Gibbs: Fantasize on your own time, Bishop!
Congresswoman Flemming: Oh, Gibbs, you’re here!
Gibbs: Yes. I work here.
Ducky: How time flies when one has a bio-anthropological phenomenon on one’s table.
Gibbs: Yeah? I thought it was just an old dead guy.
Delilah is okay with sleeping… and doing other things… over your father’s ashes?
Quinn
McGee [about his apartment's former tenant]: Did you know that when they found him, he was completely soaked in blood from head to toe? Cops could barely tell that he was human. They said that he looked more like Satan.
Quinn: ...Well, if you ever *do* tell Delilah, you should probably leave that out.
Oooh, he’s running! I was hoping he’d do that!
Torres
There’s gotta be an expiration on the creepy factor! Besides, it’s not like it’s haunted!
McGee
Wow, duplicitous backstabbers on Capitol Hill? Who’da thunk it?
Vance
