NCIS

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Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Tony: What?

Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?

[answers phone] DiNozzo desk.

Tony

If we focused less on our differences and more on learning from each other, perhaps that would mean the end of wars.

Ducky

McGee: Red handed?
Gibbs: They don't come much redder.

Paxton: She had to do it, right? She didn't have a choice?
Gibbs: No, she had a choice. That's what makes her a hero.

High-tech case - low-tech ass-kickin'!

Tony

Abby: I don't understand! I mean why does autopsy get back up power and I don't? MTAC I get that, but what does Ducky have that I don't?7
Gibbs: Corpses.
Abby: I'll get some corpses!

Gibbs: Book 'em, Dan-ozzo.
Tony: Nice Hawaii Five-O reference, boss.

You, Gibbs, are an enabler!

Abby

Gibbs: The plane's missing.
Tony: It's been Kai-jacked!
Ziva: Did you really just say that?
Tony: I regret it already.

[voiceover] Anyone can achieve their fullest potential, who we are might be predetermined, but the path we follow is always of our own choosing. We should never allow our fears or the expectations of others to set the frontiers of our destiny. Your destiny can't be changed but, it can be challenged. Every man is born as many men and dies as a single one.

McGee
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NCIS Quotes

McGee: Rule number 70 - keep digging till you hit bottom.
Abby: McGee! There is no rule 70.
McGee: Well, I--
Abby: You just made up a rule. This McGibbs thing has really gone to your head. I don't even recognize you right now.

McGee: All right. Well you should probably know that Abby and I used to date?
Bishop: Ew. Like, each other?
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: Wait - isn't that a violation of rule 12, never date a....
McGee: It was a long time ago. After we'd broken up, one night I went to her lab. Found a scribbled piece paper; a list. Potential boyfriends had to fulfill certain conditions by a pre-arranged date or else, goodbye.
Bishop: Such as.
McGee: Things started off relatively normal: opening the door for her, flowers, putting the seat down. Then around number 8, it gets uh...
Bishop: What?
McGee: Does she know you have these?
Bishop: Does she know you have these?
McGee: Yeah she wasn't happy when she found out.
Bishop: These are all very specific.
McGee: Yeah.
Bishop: These ideas apply to you?
McGee: No those rules weren't in place when we were together. At least I don't think so.
Bishop: What's with the two month cutoff? Abby's sabotaging herself. I've seen stuff like this before. We have to talk to her.